Stoobacca 'Stoo' Dashiki

Stoo was born on April 11, 1979 to a jewish acting couple working in a traveling jewish vaudeville variety show. Stoo learned many trades from the muses, magicians, jesters, and stand-up philosphers he met on the road.

From the young age of 1/2, he knew he was destined to entertain the masses. During a particularly cold winter, the J.V.V.S. was not touring, so Stoo took some time to decide which instruments he should play. He gathered all of the women that he could find and started performing. Stoo played every instrument that there was, even a woodsaw, to see what they liked best. It turned out that Sax made their booties bounce, and the keyboard made their rumps rumble, and so the choice was made. Sax, keys, and a sweet voice for Stoo!